Sold... to the man who looks like Peter Kay

So the UNICEF ambassador, Dr Sulaiman al Fahim - who apparently is neither a doctor nor a UNICEF ambassador - has finally taken over at Portsmouth FC.

Funny how he could rush the funds through when a rival consortium appeared on the horizon.

One wonders what effect his sudden reappearance will have on the staff, not least the seven-figure-salaried chief executive, Peter Storrie, who was leading 'the other consortium'.

There's never a dull moment down at Fratton Park. Heaven knows what will happen next now the world's only skint Arab billionaire is in charge...