Showing posts with label Portsmouth FC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Portsmouth FC. Show all posts

Monday, February 21, 2011

Times have changed - and me with them

My love for football was engendered by watching some very poor Pompey sides from 1969 onwards.

The fact that I now like to think of myself as a football purist, however, sits a little incongruously with that background.

For most of the 70s, Fratton Park was home to a series of has-beens and ne’er would-bes. All we asked as Pompey fans was that they gave 100 per cent – or 110 per cent if you’re a football pundit – week in, week out. We knew the majority of them weren’t very talented; the redolent ‘tippy-tappy’ football of Barcelona in 2011 was some years off – even if the players had the ability, the pitches would have seen to that; and effort and commitment were the only prerequisites for a Pompey player.

When I compare the players I admire now to those I admired back then – even those from the top level – there is a stark difference between their styles.

Effort and commitment were still the two bywords of Alan Ball’s first spell at Pompey in the mid-late 80s. Yes, his team could play entertaining football, but not in the way Arsenal or Barca do today.

Triangles in those days generally meant the formation of a pointed elbow jabbing into the ribs of an opponent courtesy of Billy Gilbert, Kevin Dillon or skipper Mick Kennedy, a midfielder who saw more suspensions than Isambard Kingdom Brunel and Albert Pierrepoint combined.

I loved Scully; he was my sort of player. Committed to the point of being borderline filthy he could also play a bit as well: in other words, an ideal Alan Ball player. He would never have made a career in the 21st century. The scissor-tackle – first leg takes the ball while the second follows through in a scything motion – was his speciality. The ball ended up in row F while the player writhed in agony on the cinder track – or was it the other way around?

Scully: my hero (Sadly the only image I could find of him on the net...

That tackle is now frowned upon, and, as reluctant as I am to admit it, rightly so. Football has moved on in style and in spirit. I’d much rather see my team now demonstrate their superiority by getting the ball down and knocking it around than winning a 22-man brawl which almost inevitably kicked off whenever one of the aforementioned trio were involved.

As I alluded to previously, Ball’s team could play decent football. It would generally adhere to the following pattern: kick somebody and win ball; pass to somebody else; pass wide to wingers; sprint down the flanks; cross ball to create either a) havoc; b) a goalscoring opportunity; or c) a melee resulting in a 22-man punch-up.

They were great times. We were promoted to the first division – then the country’s top flight – at the end of the 86/87 season, and although we went back down again after just one season, the likes of Kennedy, Dillon, Gilbert, Mick Tait, Noel Blake and Paul Hardyman left their mark on the division and many of its so-called superstars.

They may have been better footballers but our lads could hold their own in any 22-man brawl – you can see there’s a theme here.

This progression of mine from idolising Mick Kennedy to eulogising over Xavi, Iniesta et al, comes, I suppose, from maturity as well as an exposure to high-quality football on TV every night of the week. In the mid-eighties I was still a testosterone-fuelled young man who was happy to see aggression triumph providing my team was the aggressor.

Now I’m a Horlicks-fuelled middle-aged man who wants his nights in on the sofa to be as fulfilling as possible – at least when it comes to football. I demand to be entertained – and with the possible exceptions of El Hadji Duouf, Marc van Bommel, Joey Barton and John Terry – I don’t wish to see people get lumps kicked out of them. Yes, including those wearing the red and white of Southampton – it’s all part of the mellowing process.

This transition has been so gradual that I had not really noticed it until two things happened in the space of 48 hours. First I had a Facebook friend invitation from somebody with whom I would stand on Fratton’s north terrace back in the 80s, when I was a member of the self-titled ‘boater boys’.

We prided ourselves on our ‘witty banter’ – it was all relative – and this particular fella would always keep our feet on the ground with his heartfelt and erudite catchphrase: “Break ’is ****ing leg!” It was symbolic of the times. He would admit he was no Noel Coward.

Like me I imagine he will have moved on and is not quite so free with his invitation to violence in 2011.

The second instance happened when my young colleague, Lee – 20 years my junior and treated as the son I never wanted – commented that all the attributes I praised Kennedy for in conversation, were just the sort of things I despise now in opponents when I fawn over Arsenal and Barcelona’s football.

He has a point. But given Pompey’s current plight I might well be tempted to eschew the ‘tippy-tappy’ stuff in favour of some good old brawn if it brought sufficient points to keep us in the Championship. I’m nothing if not fickle…

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The club is dead - long live the club

So then, Pompey are finally on the brink of administration.


I'm neither surprised, nor, strangely, perturbed. If at the end of tedious process we still have a football club to follow then I'll be reasonably happy. I've spent too long worrying about the possibility of folding all-together to lose sleep over a nine-point deduction, relegation and the interminable coming and going of potential new owners.


For some time now this club has been a joke. No, a real joke. Four owners in a season and we still can't play the players? Get outta here! We're a laughing stock - and rightly so.


Hopefully somebody with a bit of financial nous, you know Nick Leeson or somebody, can bring us out of administration, and let us get on with life in the Championship.


And do you know, many of us will enjoy it all the more. The Premiership was supposed to be Nirvana, but too often it ultimately proved to be dull and predictable. And certainly prohibitively expensive.


So we won the FA Cup. I was there. It was my birthday. It was a good day. I never expected us to win the FA Cup in my lifetime. But when I think about it, I enjoyed more the day at Huddersfield's Leeds Rd in the mid-80s when we failed to get promoted on the last day of the season.


I certainly enjoyed it more on January 3, 1988, when we won 2-0 at The Dell against all the odds.


I certainly had more fun at Northampton in May 1980 when we went up from the old fourth division. And the visit to Liverpool in 1980 was better than any subsequent clash against the 'mighty' reds - and, truth be known, that cup final day.


Much of it may be down to the fact that as I have got older my priorities have changed; that my passion isn't quite as intense as it used to be. That's as may be.


But I also can't deny that the sanitised version of football, as corporate entertainment, that is served up these days is just not as enjoyable as it used to be. That's why I so enjoy non-league football currently.


So I'm pragmatic about it. It was fun for a while, but we became the Premier League's Icarus and fell to earth injured. Hopefully we can be patched up again, because I reckon there's more fun to be had back down on earth than flying around the Premier League universe.


Bugger Old Trafford and the Emirates. There are clubs in the league now that we have never even played. Bring 'em on and let's fulfil the new 92 club. And start enjoying our football again.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

It just doesn't add up

I Tweeted about this earlier so given my Tiger Woods-style apology (see Newswire takes a pop) below I thought I'd chunter on about it here as well.

I received an email this morning from Pompey (Portsmouth Football Club, for the uninitiated) which may offer a pointer as to why the club has so woefully mismanaged its finances over the past few years.

The subject line of the email boasted: Half-price sale on Hero printing - save up to 60%.

Only at Fratton Park...

Newswire takes a pop

I've been exceedingly lax - and I apologise.

I've been Tweeting a lot lately but have neglected my blog. I enjoy blogging but have discovered Tweeting takes less time as one-liners are easier to fire out at will. And Will's getting hacked off about it...

And it would appear he's not the only one. I'm a regular follower of the excellent Petersfield Newswire - well I would be as they are mates of mine - and one of the guys sent me a Newswire-style story about my own site.

I've included it here for your delectation. Don't forget to check out their site for more. It's worth it...

Blog off

Petersfield residents have been mourning the sad demise of popular blog, Spunky’s Musings.

The witty and cutting-edge column written by self-confessed ‘fat herbert’ David Bowie has not been updated for the best part of a month and only spluttered into life on a few occasions this year.

"It’s a sad loss," said Bloggers’ Monthly spokesman Mr I Wright-Rubbish. "It always brightened my day to read some self-deprecating comment about Spunky’s weight loss, his kids ridiculing him, or the latest news on the farce that was once Portsmouth FC.

"My own personal feeling is that he was too upset over the Tiger Woods affair to carry on blogging. Either that, or he just couldn’t be arsed."

A spokesman for Petersfield Town Council, Bobby Bear, added: "At least it lasted longer than his stint with us…"

Couldn't be arsed? How very dare he...