Green, as in naive

I'm trying to be green, but like Mark Watson, in his book I finished recently, I'm crap at the environment.

In fact I'm more crap at the environment than Mark Watson.

I keep all the Jiffy bags and padded envelopes that come into the office so we can reuse them - it's only a little gesture, but every little helps.

This morning I despatched something up to the nice man at Golfblogger.co.uk in a recycled cardboard envelope, but used up about 100m of sticky tape in order to prevent the contents being spread all over a sorting office floor.

That can't be right - or green - surely?